Panto trip this year? Oh, no there isn’t. Instead, charge everyone’s glass and take a whirl around the world with our fiendish quiz?
How many countries border Germany?
Which country is Christmas Island an external territory of?
In which modern-day country was St Nicholas born?
How many countries border Brazil?
Lilongwe is the capital of which African country?
Which city would you be in if you’d landed at Louis Armstrong airport?
Good King Wenceslas was a 10th-century ruler of Bohemia, which is in which modern-day country?
In which country do they tuck into deep-fried Emperor moth caterpillars on Christmas Day?
In which country is eating KFC a Christmas tradition?
What traditional food do the Portuguese eat with boiled vegetables on Christmas Eve?
Bacalão, or salt cod
Which country gobbles up the most turkey per head in a year?
Which is Canada’s largest province by area – and second by population?
The world’s oldest national park opened in 1872. Where is it?
The Lake District, called by William Wordsworth a “sort of national property, in which every man has a right and interest”.
Yellowstone, mostly in Wyoming
Royal National Park, New South Wales
Mount Chimborazo in Ecuador is known for being?
The furthest point from the centre of the planet
The highest mountain in the Americas north of Peru
A double volcano, one on top of the other
All of the above
The world’s largest iceberg (known as A68a) is currently on a collison course with which island?
Tierra del Fuego
On which actual island is Love Island filmed?
Which is the largest country in Africa by territory?
Altitude sickness-inducing La Paz is well known as the world’s highest-altitude capital. But which is the lowest?
The Caspian Sea is officially the world’s largest lake, but its waters are slightly salty. Which is the largest freshwater lake by volume?
Kazakhstan is the largest of the Central Asia ‘stans (and eighth largest country in the world). But which is the smallest ‘stan?
18 and above.
Behold you have reached the top of travel mountain! Astonishing work
13 and above.
Impressive … but a little shy of travel greatness
7 and above.
Hmm, not terrible, but more travel knowledge is needed
0 and above.
Well now, this is awkward. Better luck next time.